Zack Sabre Jr. (who I have just learned about today lol) is a British wrestler in the Japanese wrestling circuit, who seems to name many of his moves in a shitposty way, and not just any shitposty way, but in such an intensely British way that I imagine a casual Japanese audience would probably have a hard time understanding, names such as...
- 'Tesco Meal Deal'
- 'Barry from Eastenders'
- 'Sunday Rail Engineering Works Replacement Bus Service'
- 'Orienteering with Napalm Death'
And of course, his most recent winning move - 'When did they put all of the Argos inside Sainsbury's?'
- article 50
- tesco meal deal
- south mimms service
- clarky cat
- hypernormalization
- Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Be Better Than the Last; The Inexorable March of Progress Will Lead Us All to Happiness
all this from a man who calls himself 'the windy man, the long mover'
mostly cited from 'the pro wrestling wiki' https://prowrestling.fandom.com/wiki/Zack_Sabre,_Jr.
don't get me started on the wikipedia wars on whether list of move names are 'notable' information or not the battles of that war were fierce, ultimately lost in the end, and fought largely on the pages of old Zacky Boy himself
This dude is apparently unironically a really fun heel from what I hear? And I mean that checks out since his character here basically seems like a Tory lmao
At NJPWs biggest event this year he publically called out Rishi Sunak during his entrance, he rules
A few years back, ZSJ was on a losing streak in that year's G1 Climax, and in every post-match interview, he blamed the Tories.
"How can I be expected to wrestle to the best of my abilities when BORIS FUCKING JOHNSON is allowed to run a country?!"
Actual hero. Incredible tekkers.
