I’m Ruby。 I’m roughly 20 apples tall
ルビーです。背がりんごを20つぐらいです。

I drew my profile pic and banner. The gameplay in the banner is from dragon quest 1 for game boy that I recorded myself.


the-future-of-football
@the-future-of-football

NINE: Why are people still playing football?

JUICE: bc its funner than shit

NINE: They don't have anything better to do?

TEN: Not really, no.

NINE: Why not?

TEN: The short answer is that they fixed all their problems. War, poverty, disease, those are all extinct ideas.

JUICE: yeah but so's lunchables. pyrrhic victory.

TEN: You've never eaten Lunchables.

JUICE: neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level ok mfer

NINE: How long has it been like this?

TEN: On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging.

JUICE: ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese

NINE: Why?

TEN: We don't know. Nobody knows.

NINE: How can you not know that? I don't understand? How do

JUICE: could even do it like a little big mac so it's like cracker ham cheese cracker ham cheese cracker

NINE: we not know why?

TEN: Nine, it's just simple fact. We have a bunch of wild guesses, but no evidence for any of them. Nobody has any idea.

NINE: This isn't right. That's not right. So everyone on Earth is ... 15,000 years old? 15,700 years old or something?

TEN: According to the census, there are 8,073,301 people on Earth, and all of them were born between 1910 and 2026. So yes, the

NINE: So between 15,750 and 15,866 years old. And they play football all day.

TEN: Well no, not all of them. It's popular in the States, though.

NINE: There's still a United States?

TEN: I mean I guess, yeah.

JUICE: shit there's nobody says you can't go like ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham. great big ol hampuck just for me

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