Thought you chosties might appreciate this Rory blank comic

I’m Ruby。 I’m roughly 20 apples tall
ルビーです。背がりんごを20つぐらいです。
I drew my profile pic and banner. The gameplay in the banner is from dragon quest 1 for game boy that I recorded myself.
Thought you chosties might appreciate this Rory blank comic
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"A single panel comic using only white and blue as colors, mostly consisting of text and a picture of a horse upright on its hind legs with a machete in its mouth. The text reads, 'Americans have fallen in love with this horse with a machete in its mouth! The horse escaped from its farm earlier this week, the knife tightly grasped in its muzzle. Now it runs free, wildly swinging the blade at anyone who tries to catch it. There is no stopping this horse! Every attempt by police and military has failed. America is at the mercy of horse!' Below the panel is the author's name, Rory Blank, their twitter handle, @bonejail, and their instagram handle, @roryblank."