I want a MacBook Pro one of the new fancy ones so bad they should give me one

I’m Ruby。 I’m roughly 20 apples tall
ルビーです。背がりんごを20つぐらいです。
I drew my profile pic and banner. The gameplay in the banner is from dragon quest 1 for game boy that I recorded myself.
I want a MacBook Pro one of the new fancy ones so bad they should give me one