Why are they always going to the archive.org archive of the taken-down github repository and downloading the latest release?
Why are they always checking out books from their local library or the internet archive library, downloading the acsm file, and then doing
cd Downloads
chmod +x ./knock-1.3.1-x86_64-linux
./knock-1.3.1-x86_64-linux whatever_cool_book.acsm
and then immediately returning the eBook to the library so other library patrons can enjoy the eBook????
Why are the hottest girls even hypothetically then loading the DRM-stripped ePub into their Nintendo DS emulator with their favorite homebrew ePub reader because there are no good ePub readers on linux??????? ;-;

And then why are the nerdiest among them always downloading the archived source code and building it from source with nix???
I just really don't get women anymore
(thanks to my co-author on this post @spiders)
a US court ruled* removing DRM is cool so bumping this
*apparently nine fucking years ago
