When Kim Wilde recorded "Kids in America" none of the band had ever actually been to America. And therefore they did not realise that over here, "instant coffee" is well-known to be instant poison - guaranteed to bring people out in rashes, convulsions, and irrational claims that nice instant coffee cannot possibly exist.
As a Brit, this will not stand - our glorious island is powered by perfectly fine instant coffee. And as a Buffy fan, I will remind you that Anthony Head is also powered by perfectly fine instant coffee. So despite now living on the wrong side of The Pond, I set off to find some!
I love the Korean brand Maxim for instant coffee, it fucking rules!!!
