I’ve been writing an essay about the iPad Pro for the last month please everyone shut the fuck up about Apple you have no idea what you’re talking about and neither do I. A tech company is somewhat of a mythological beast that cares not of the qualms of man. If you want something good make it yourself no one is going to help us. I need to watch a let’s play for a game that looks and plays like shit until I pass out from exhaustion only to wake up a mere few hours later to keep working on this fucking essay in a fluorescent lit classroom. One time I tried to climb a fence while holding two drinks in either hand so of course using only my legs and it went really well until I had to get down which is when my face met the hot pavement. Goodnight.
