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Anonymous User asked: Does the cat girl machine work on alien species? Know I must, the reason matters not.
WELL according to the additive process I expl :D
I explained, earlier :)
I, uh :|
wait wtf do you mean aliens D:
I don't want intergalactic trouble! leave me out of this!
I'm just turning people into catgirls here!!
okay apologies to the individual questioneers but I'm gonna get this whole bunch answered all at once for the sake of efficiency
it's a really straightforward process: the catgirl machine makes anything placed into it more cat and more girl. that's it! slap a template on, boom, done!
cat? more cat and more girl. whatever that means to you! (the catgirl machine is just that user-friendly)
robot? same thing!
a... does that say a towel? okay. uhh... so cat implies some level of animal-ness, right? but there's a lot of wiggle room. so that's probably not enough to move the meter. but girl, now, that's way less ambiguous. girl implies a person, or at least some amount of personhood. that's the part that's gonna lead to some questionable ethics and some kind of catgirl that you (you, the user putting a towel in something called a Catgirl Machine) will look at and go "ohh, that makes sense". you ever asked an artist to draw a cute girl inspired by a physical object? same thing! probably. your mileage may vary.
but, just like the manual says—you catgirl it, you gotta take care of it! catveat emptor.
thanks for using the catgirl machine! :D no refunds (unless if purchased in Québec)
Anonymous User asked: Has anything been incompatible with the Catgirl Machine? I'm not talking about an item it cannot transform, I'm talking about something that would potentially cause it to cat-istrophically malfunction, perhaps make some silly noises, spit out some flames? Something that would render the device oh-so-conveniently, oh-so-heavily out of commision that someone who brought such an item in with them would be stuck as a catgirl for a substantial amount of time as they await the repairs to be made so they can "undo" the transformation because they just got in to "check it out", and their friend who was operating it very much promised that there is a very real "undo" button somewhere on the machine, it's just... uh, unlabeled? Or something?
... Asking for a friend.
hey hi! apologies for the delay in my reply!
if you'll just look in the manual, just go to the section labeled Plausible Deniability Mechanisms—there ought to be one in there that'll work for your friend! or uh, has worked for your friend, in the year since you asked. thanks for your patience! :D
Anonymous User asked: is... is it ok if someone needs to borrow the catgirl machine? asking for a friend
uhhhhh jeez I'm so sorry I didn't reply sooner! hopefully your friend found a spare they could use!
we're still working on better market reach but, as that means we're not working on better locking mechanisms, it's never been easier to borrow/rent/accidentally trip and fall into with enough force to activate a catgirl machine in your area!