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Mia held her breath as she retrieved her phone from under the pillow. She slid it over, keeping its screen pressed down against the bed. In a combination of practiced motions she turned it on, set it to silent, and lowered the screen's brightness down to minimum. Satisfied that she had done everything on her mental checklist, she turned the phone over and entered the lock screen password.

Tap. Tap tap tap. Tap-tap, tap-tap, tap. Tap. Tap tap taptaptap tap-tap, tap tap. Tap. Tap.

Tap.

She was in. Mia exhaled in a slow, quiet breath as she moved past several screens of installed apps, all the way to the end, then one additional screen over. She tried to slide the display over to the right once, twice, then an undisclosed amount of times further in a memorized staccato rhythm. At last, the display relented, shifting over to its final, empty screen.

Or so it would appear to the unsuspecting user. Mia pressed a finger to a spot just off the middle of the screen—careful not to scratch it—and from the blank spot she'd touched launched an otherwise unassuming messaging application. She selected the only entry in the contact list, and began writing.

"Day 274. Status unchanged. No new developments." Her fingers deftly tapped out her message on the on-screen keyboard, carefully hitting the virtual keys with the soft spots of her fingers to avoid making any more noise. She'd gotten better at that. "No suspicious activity observed." SEND.



Anonymous User asked:

So I tried to make a modification to my catgirl machine where it would make the person inside into a "cyber cat person" where their body doesn't actually change but it adds cybernetic catgirl parts. My buddy volunteered and it almost worked except for the fact that he still turned into a girl, with the cybernetic parts we wanted of course. We were able to undo it, somehow, but we're a little confused as to where we may have went wrong. We just wanted cool robo-tails, robo-ears, and robo-claws! Do you know what could have been the issue?

(On the flip side, we did take notes because a few of my other friends wanted to replicate the results.)

oh yeah that's easy—a girl is a person. you gotta be more specific when you change the applied template or else the software is just gonna go with what it knows

(be sure to send your data to R&D!)



felidoptera
@felidoptera asked:

What happens if you put unwilling subjects into the catgirl machine? Is it just that they're concerned about people being catgirls who don't want to, or do they come out wrong or something?

oh, that's just very bad form, you know? no TFing people who don't want to be TF'd

...unless they grow to like it, in which case that's fine. hence the built-in 'wiggle room' in the software of each respective machine