zandravandra

turning people into catgirls

~author/streamer/gamedev~ appreciator of colorful wigs


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posts from @zandravandra tagged #lgbtq

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tonicbh
@tonicbh asked:

there was a viral tiktok video you made about being trans that I thought was adorable and it really resonated with me at the time (I was kinda out as trans but wasn't fully yet), and I wanna thank you for it even if it might've been a simple shitpost

omg this one!!

apparently tiktok deleted the audio so I reuploaded the original as a youtube short for folks who haven’t seen it

I was introduced to the trend by a video of an old beat-up sports car in a junkyard followed by a person stepping into frame with a wrench (80S SPORTS CAR TRYING TO RUST AWAY -> MY HYPERFIXATING ASS WITH MORE TIME THAN SENSE kind of caption) and immediately I knew I had to do a version of it myself

this was early in the pandemic, right before I was set to finally visit my mom (we’d both gotten our vaccines at last) so I pitched the idea to her and she was instantly into it! we had a lot of fun during the many takes it took me to get it right ^^ (I ended up balancing my phone precariously on the same endtable she uses to balance her phone precariously when taking holiday pictures in front of her christmas tree)

thank you so much for the kind words!! I’m so glad my little meme video has a positive impact on you <3



zandravandra
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The two figures in hoodies sat down on the curb outside the convenience store, far enough from the automatic door to avoid setting it off, but close enough to mooch off the light filtering through the gaps between the signs and flyers taped to the glass. They clinked the bottoms of their cheap soda cans and took the longest sip of their lives.

"What a hassle."

"Yeah."

They slipped their backpacks off, dropping them unceremoniously on the asphalt. The taller one pulled at the topmost zipper while the shorter one opened one front clasp, then the other, before pulling back the flap. The two of them looked inside their respective bags, as if to make sure the last few hours hadn't been a figment of their imagination, then shared a sidelong glance. With a nod, each tilted their cheap backpack toward the other, like one would a black leather briefcase containing something priceless.

"So that's your pillow?"

"Yeah."

"Stitching's all over the place, but at least yours looks soft." The taller one snorted. "Mine's so lumpy it feels like she filled it with old sneakers."

The shorter one gave the contents of the other bag a second look. "Yeah."

They sat in silence. Took another sip of their drinks. The taller one tugged at an errant hoodie pull string so it was even with the other; the shorter one dug some lint out of the left front pocket, then the right. They nodded, more to themselves than to each other, staring at their hard-earned bounty. The priceless treasure that had only come at the end of so much stressing, chasing, and last-second dealing.

"Can't believe she took it all. A whole summer's work, pfft, gone. You said she only asked for what, a month's allowance out of you?"

"Yeah."

"Why's your soul so much cheaper than mine?" The taller one grumbled. "What a scammer."

The shorter one shrugged.

"Anyway. What'd she say? Sleep on it every night for a week, and we get it back?"

The shorter looked at the bag again. Flipped the flap shut, then clicked the two clasps into place. "Yeah."

The two of them stood up, clinking their soda cans together one last time, the last drops of sugar water making the hollow metal sing a slightly different tune. They shared a last sip, then threw the cans toward the bin by the convenience store wall.

A basket and a noisy miss. Final score: one to nothing.

The taller one looked over to the other. Details so easily lost in the scuffle were starting to emerge now that there was room to breathe, and time to think. Raw knees, speckled with dried blood; three bruises in the making; a ripped sleeve that now almost matched the other.

"Hey, uh—" A motorcycle drove past, engine roaring. Somewhere, a light turned on. It was getting late. "Thanks again."

"Yeah."

They bumped fists. Picked their backpacks up, contents safe within. Two weeks left to the summer; one week to make it count. They lifted their bags up to the light. Could you truly put a price on the priceless?

Someone had. A summer of labor. A month of indulgence. All the same to one who had no attachment to it. The seamstress had wrung a good living out of those who were blissfully unable to tell priceless from worthless, whereas she had figured out long ago that they were just two sides of the same coin. All that mattered what was people were willing to pay.

Following that logic, if you found the right buyer, you could come out ahead.

Play your cards right, and you could become richer than you could ever imagine without spending a dime.

"See you in a week."

"Yeah."

The figures in hoodies exchanged backpacks, then went their separate ways.



An invincible knight and a genius princess swap bodies—but that's okay!

The new Prince is emboldened, powerful, and finally able to usher in the societal changes he's been struggling to implement all his life! As for the knight and former bodyguard, well...

What do you do when the person you swore to keep safe no longer needs your protection? How do you find a purpose, a sense of self-worth? Do you brave the unknown, or try to recover a semblance of what you once had?

I want to read the latest chapter!

That's wonderful! Pick your favorite:

  • The most recent chapter is in full here on my Patreon (available to patrons for the first week, and then available to everyone after that!)
  • A longer preview of the most recent chapter is also here on cohost

I want to catch up!

I want to read the whole thing once it's done!

Act I, the first major arc of the story, has concluded! You can get it as its own book here:

  • Act I - The City on itch.io
  • Act II - The Crown currently in progress!

If you get Act I, you'll automatically be notified when Act II comes out! Think of these as volumes of a bigger overarching story; if you're waiting for the entire story to be done, that'll take a long while! (And truth be told, readers keep me writing <3)

I want to know more!

Her Majesty The Prince is set in a lovely fictional place that can be summarized as Video Game RPG Fantasy France (not a literal game, but that should give you an idea of the vibe) and features:

  • a knight trying desperately to find purpose now that she can't live for someone else
  • the smartest Prince alive who may or may not have blind spots in his understanding
  • t4t het romance, with a side of lesbians
  • polyamorous relationships
  • québécois, that obscure language almost no one understands
  • bisexual disasters
  • tons of fantasy drama
  • a castle full of maids
  • lots and lots of complicated feelings about gender
  • witches!
  • subtext and secrets for you to suss out
  • an ancient, poorly understood ritual
  • the largest, queerest cast I've ever written
  • a masquerade under the full moon
  • ...and more!

Thank you for reading—I'm excited to go on this serialized adventure with you! ^^



If you've been wanting to read the serialized novel I've been writing and you prefer to do so in PDF or EPUB form, now's the perfect time to dive in! This brings together the first arc of the story (chapters 1-15) in a nicely readable format you can take offline to your device of choice!

(and also it helps support me and keep me writing this knight and princess body swap romantic drama that's completely taken over my brain for the better part of a year)

Come visit Video Game RPG Fantasy France, see the sights, and meet so many disaster queer folks making terrible decisions for all the right reasons!

(cover art by the amazing @kaos)