I wanna be one of those Buddhist Monks people pay to live on their land and gradually obtain enlightenment through peaceful exclusion from the world and return to the community as a bodhisattva except I want to do fucking none of that and just live in the arctic with a harem of boys living in deep hedonism and make my little bullshit games and art until one day I experience satori so overwhelming I turn into an actual crow and am never seen again.

