Pale Feather Zen ΘΔ

I've got one more goofy rap shitpost happening tomorrow thanks to a bout of intrusive thought inspiration, it'll be the last one Cohost gets to see.
We'll see if I can get it done in time!

Pale Feather Zen ΘΔ @Zen9/30/2024, 7:00 AM

Guilty

Zenuel

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My most annoying rap yet, and very helpfully putting my deep Halo knowledge on display too, like a normal person.

The last shitpost song I'll be able to post here, shorter than the previous ones but I'm happy with how it came along- thanks for listening everyone. 💜

Lyrics

Reclaimer I must protest. You have no idea what you're doing! if you proceed any further I will have no choice but to stop you and further prevent damage to my installation. This is my last warning, don't say I didn't warn you!

Reclaimer what the fuck is up with you
come all this way from Erde Tyrene
what to tie your shoe?

I'm the monitor of installation 04
and all you've done is damage what the makers laid before
you and me have a responsibility to the greater galaxy
you know nothing of the Mantle all you know is codependency

I'm Guilty

Of leading you astray
I just assumed you were here
To help me activate the array

But now I can see that you don't recognize me
Or the simple man that I used to be

So I'll have to work around you
Save the galaxy once more
Without even a thank you
And then it's back to my chores

I'm forerunner in design of course but not the makers inspiration
You set foot upon this weapon through my generous invitation

(I'm serious reclaimer!)

One hundred thousand years of service and now I'm stuck with you
Emotion stunted green man gaming and boo-hoo wifu

Get it over with already let's just activate the ark
Spin up this cosmic pentagram and erase the parasites mark

Reclaimer you're a shadow of the ones who came before
A laughable exercise in futility once more

If you think you can handle this alone than be my guest
But you don't call them the flood because they're easy to deal with!

#shitpost #rap #zen #zenuel #halo #Guilty Spark #Shitpost music

Pale Feather Zen ΘΔ @Zen6/18/2024, 5:19 PM

I'm being very normal about Halo again.

It's 2 am and I'm reading the Halo wiki entry on Sangheili once again but this time I'm incredibly distracted because I learned that after the events of the games apparently a bunch of Sangheili moved to Earth because their whole culture had suddenly undergone dramatic changes and they were just trying to find themselves again.

Which has gently pushed my mind against a strong, nervous but polite, 8 foot tall blueish-grey Sangheili who I meet one day at the market, embarrassed he admits he hasn't done much cooking since he left Sanghelios and doesn't really know what to do with half the fruits and veggies he's found on Earth.
I laugh politely and recommend him some of my favourite dishes before genuinely wondering if he can even eat many of them- we have a warm, friendly and genuinely enlightening conversation about the Sangheili diet and before we realize it we've finished our shopping.

So I jot down ways to contact me and for the first time since meeting him he makes eye-contact with me and holds it for longer than a few spare moments, I can't help but smile, watching his timid expression betray his immense presence, the way he moves so carefully like he's terrified to break anything he touches, even the way his gaze falls softly on me as though looking at me might be too much for my meek frame.

I catch a warm lavender colour rising to the surface in his cheeks and finally, as though overcome I yield and cast my eyes to his chest, a place I find no relief- "Actually I wouldn't mind if you could help me prepare some of these meals you mentioned.." his deep, warm voice somehow finding every bone in my body, I can barely rescue the words from my failing throat to answer "O-oh I'd love that! A-are you sure I don't want to-" he chuckles clearly aware of the effect he's having on me,,,,,,,

#You know normal shit #Lore shit #Normal lore shit #Sengheili #halo