me: clementine my precious baby bean what would you do if i headbutted you so hard that you flew into the sun
clementine: mrrp? :/
me: yea youre right i wouldnt do that. but what would you do if i ate your head
clementine: [cuddles up against me]
me: [proceeds to pretend eat clementine's head]
clementine: [cuddling intensifies]
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