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zuthal/zuzu - 27 - πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
queer weird mlem honse
male but low energy
audhd
πŸ”ž a lot of horny posting with lots of kinks πŸ”ž
politically vaguely bottom leftist
believes in the separation between fiction and reality
big huge nerd for space, biotech, stem and scifi stuff in general
player of nerdy games
also hunter of monsters
switch friend code SW-7844-0530-4225
Pretendo Network Friend Code 2545-4843-1202
discord zuthal
please ask me questions, both nerdy and horny welcome


jaidamack
@jaidamack
RussanoGreenstripe
@RussanoGreenstripe asked:

new bestfavorites animal: Kangaroo rat?

the kalamazoo rant is a little kind of guy that is what happens when a hampter and a billiard ball get together. there's a few variants of these itty bitties, but all of them come with the long charging cable that sticks out the back end for ease of use. camptown races live mostly in sandy places that are pretty warm and dry, which is dangerous for them because a lot of highly adapted predators tend to live in those kinds of places... uh oh!! snapes, cowpokes, fonzes, badges, and even wizards all eat these canterbury tales!! it's probably why they're so good at jumping!! these little meesies are evolved to have super ninja jump powers and can go seven to nine feet with a single leap!! just like the karangarubes. maybe it's so they don't have to walk so much, conserve energy, or maybe it's because they want to escape so fast that predators think "wow, was anything really there or am i just seeing chicken nuggets with legs??" some carport wraps don't even ever drink water!! just like steve!! they get all their water from eating like seeds and i guess wet seeds?? but then they pee syrup. don't pee like nugget mousie. it's not good for you. drink some water. anyway, it's why cameraphone rays is bestfavourite animal okayBYE


ValerieElysee
@ValerieElysee
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