Cohost is a website that many of you seeing this have seen. It is known for it's eggbuge. Unfortunately this "COHOSTing" goal has been SUBVERTED by its CSS misfeature. Now, to be clear, We are not against HTML! HTML is great! HTML is one of the web technoloigi

CSS, on the other hand, enables an unprecedented scale of attacks on the cohost userbase (henceforth referred to as the cohost userbase). This cohost userbase deserves warmth and protection unless it's hot outside or whatever you know what they say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush (shrugs). So CSS enables full-screen ads when there are glkithces. Also it allows people to sort of put colors and gradients well actulally colors is fine look color well that didn't work but the point stands. HTML!

The solution, as We've discussed. Well there is a pretty simple solution and that is remove css. It's okay HTML html is okay to have, but yeah style attribute gone! PLEASE. Css html style attribute styling cascade cacsdade homestuck flash cascade is style sheet? HECK NO AM I RIGH! well okay. FIne it's whatever.

in summary, cohost please remove css please please gosh please i'll do anything that's convenient for me

Cohost, as a widely recognized website, has garnered attention for its distinctive feature, the eggbuge. However, this defining aspect of "COHOSTing" has been undermined by the presence of CSS misfeatures. Let's be clear: HTML is commendable; it serves as one of the foundational technologies of the web.

Yet, CSS introduces a new realm of vulnerability, particularly targeting the cohost userbase. This community merits security and support, barring exceptional circumstances like scorching weather or clichéd idioms about avian abundance. CSS facilitates intrusive full-screen ads during glitches and empowers individuals to experiment with colors and gradients—well, theoretically, at least. HTML remains unscathed amidst these discussions.

The remedy, as previously explored, appears straightforward: abolish CSS. HTML is perfectly acceptable on its own, but bid farewell to the style attribute. Begone, CSS! The styling cascade, the enigma of style sheets—should they endure? Absolutely not! Well, perhaps it's not that simple, but you get the gist.

In summary, a plea to Cohost: shed the shackles of CSS. I implore you, I beseech you—please, I'll resort to any measure that aligns with my convenience.

Cohost, a familiar website to many, has gained recognition for its notable eggbuge. However, the pursuit of this "COHOSTing" objective has been undermined by a CSS misfeature. Let's clarify, there's no opposition to HTML here; HTML is indeed commendable! It stands as one of the pillars of web technology.

Yet, CSS presents an array of challenges for the cohost userbase, warranting attention. This community deserves safeguarding and warmth, unless the weather dictates otherwise. As the saying goes, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush (shrugs). CSS facilitates intrusive full-screen ads during glitches and offers opportunities for color manipulation, although it seems there's a hiccup with color. But the emphasis remains on HTML!

The solution, as previously deliberated, is quite straightforward: remove CSS. HTML is perfectly fine on its own; let's bid farewell to the style attribute. Please, let's make this happen. CSS, HTML, style attributes, styling cascades, Homestuck flash cascades—nope, not today! Well, okay, maybe it's a bit more complicated than that.

In summary, the plea to Cohost is clear: remove CSS. Please, pretty please, with added convenience for all involved.

STOP DOING CSS

• ELEMENTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SELECTED
• YEARS OF ATTRIBUTES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than ALIGN, COLOR, BGCOLOR, BORDER, ETCETERA
• Wanted more complex layout anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “TABLES”
• “Yes please display: FLEX. Please give me LIST-STYLE of it” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what CSSers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the DOM & browser support we built for them
(This is REAL CSS, done by REAL CSSers):

CHONK MATRIX WITH STERENO SOUND the screen and grey border of a Game Boy. at the top, it says "CHONK MATRIX WITH STERENO SOUND." the blank screen's pixels are comically large, but faithfully colored	play a pipe
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“Hello I would like even bolder apples please”

They have played us for absolute fools