Yanno I'm happy for my college experience 'cuz it gave me a taste of freedom away from my stifling family that I will never forsake again, but I think it might actually have been cool if I could've cut it as a chem major 'cuz I could be devoting my time to noble pursuits such as:
-Pill that gives you fat hips
-Penis Enlargement (real)
-MegaCummer Extreme, sold in a gas station near you
-Deleting The Refractory Period
-Steroids FOR Your Dick
-Poppers 2