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zuthal/zuzu - 27 - 🇩🇪
queer weird mlem honse
male but low energy
audhd
🔞 a lot of horny posting with lots of kinks 🔞
politically vaguely bottom leftist
believes in the separation between fiction and reality
big huge nerd for space, biotech, stem and scifi stuff in general
player of nerdy games
also hunter of monsters
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in reply to @girl-biter-420's post:
Hello Lizzie T Girlbiter,
Thank you so much for your speedy response. I had filled out my paperwork on a previously provided form, but my dog ate me. Attached is my completed documentation:
Form 924B
What is your general desired level of biting?
- Really Quite A Lot Of Biting
Do you have any allergies, phobias, or aversions we should be aware of?
-I am very, very sensitive to unpleasant smells, but am otherwise comfortable with anything a consenting adult life-form might want to do with me.
Do you have a preference for the gender of your bite provider? If yes, please describe below.
- No
Do you have a preference for the species or general configuration of your bite provider? If yes, please describe below.
12. Yes: The only category of biters I do not prefer are fully feral animals and monsters. I find that they are not picky with their food, and that offends me as a Bitten.
Do you have a preference for the manner, regard, and demeanor of your bite provider? If yes, please describe below.
- Yes: If my bite provider was a bit of a bully, well, I wouldn't be submitting a complaint ^^' But really the most important part is that they enjoy their work!
Relative to yourself, what size would you prefer your bite provider to be?
4. Larger
What level of roughness would you like to experience during the biting process?
- Well-loved Chew Toy (but a full crunch or three at the end wouldn't be a problem![this is something I scribbled in the margins of the document- is that allowed?])
As part of the biting process, do you want to be swallowed or in any way fully immersed in or engulfed by your bite provider? (Note that while we will do our best to accommodate your request, some of your answers to previous questions may alter the practical capabilities.)
5. Lunch And Dinner Date
If you answered 2 or above to the previous question, please describe in what manner you would like to enter your bite provider, how long you would like to remain there, and any preferred methods of exit. (Please note that these answers are not binding, and can be renegotiated with your bite provider, including up to the time of your appointment, to the best of your provider's abilities.)
-Entering through the mouth is certainly my preferred method! After that- well, it honestly sounds kind of fun to leave that up to my provider. But purely for data purposes: I think my absolute ideal scenario would be a few hours of slow digestion, with the provider either paying A LOT of attention or NO attention to me (I can't pick...) and exiting as a belched up cotton tail alongside a pair of rabbit ears.
Do you have a specific day of the week and time of day that would work best for your appointment?
-Monday-Friday* I am typically available at 8pm EST (*9pm on Thursdays). My weekends are open, and while that allows for more flexibility, it does also means variable obligations depending on the week.
If you have any other specific requests or stipulations, please describe them here:
-Not a stipulation in the slightest, but if my provider happens to be a foodie, I'd love for them to know they can indulge in that during our appointment!
Thank you for your response! Our staff are compiling a list of biters that will best fit your needs, and we will reach out soon to make the appropriate arrangements.
One additional question, would you prefer your appointment take place at a specific time and locations, or would you enjoy leaving that up to the discretion of the provider within a reasonable time window? (Some of our clients enjoy the uncertainty and surprise, but equally as many appreciate the structure of having a specific date and time for their biting.)
Oh wow, I would absolutely love the thrilling uncertainty of such an arrangement!~ ^_^
Thank you for your patience! Here is a first round of providers that we believe are good fits. Please let us know if you don't find any of them suitable and we will reassess and work with you to find a better fit!
Our first recommendation is Xerxes, a gatorman with a rough exterior that hides a soft interior - figuratively and literally! Measuring in at nine meters from tail to snout, Xerxes can get his massive jaws around just about anything or anyone. Under that scaly hide is a friendly and easygoing soul who appreciates the simple things.
Despite his impressive stature, Xerxes is quite stealthy when he is on the hunt, and excels at finsing ways to surprise his clients in the most unexpected places!
Xerxes is reviewed as pleasant, businesslike, and straightforward to work with. Like most reptiles, Xerxes' digestive process is environmentally dependent - if our clients choose take a trip down this gator's gullet, they may find themselves tucked away tight and securely for quite a while, accompanying Xerxes around as he goes about his day - at least until he finds an appropriate place to sun himself and rest so his guts can really get going!
Second is Oolb, the slime. Consistently well-reviewed by our clients who prefer full consumption, longer, spa-like digestion experiences, and soothing, careful treatment. Oolb registered as a biter several years ago and quickly became one of our most popular providers. Attentive, curious, and flexible, Oolb is a great choice for anyone looking for a more relaxing and bespoke biting experience.
Due to their natural malleability, honed over time with significant practice, Oolb can manifest a great variety of mouth shapes and sizes to accommodate an equally great variety of client shapes and sizes.
As a bonus for any clients interested in full swallowing and immersion, Oolb can control their constituent opacity to allow for however much or little exhibitionism their client is interested in experiencing while digesting.
Third is the plant creature, Theo. As fragrant as he is ferocious, Theo is a recent addition to our team. He grew out of the ground behind the main department office and, upon unfurling his "ambassador" body from within his central floral structure, asked to join the department "for a good time".
He claims to find 'blooded' creatures amusing, and has a sadistic streak, and seems to get a lot of entertainment out of biting or devouring them. He can do so quite capably with his large mouth-stalks, each fully equipped with thorny "teeth" and a powerful "throat" vine-passage ready to slurp down any aspiring botanists!
He seems to enjoy biting on people for it's own sake as much as any of our providers do, but his real passion is digestion. It's not unheard of for clients to be digesting for several days in one of his various interior chambers, or even longer if he decides to squeeze the client further through one of his interior passages and out into in one of his larger exterior pods!
His attitude makes him stand out among our providers, but he has a loyal cast of regulars who swear by his services, saying that they just can't get that exact special something anywhere else.
Please let us know how you would like to proceed.
All of these providers sound incredibly skilled and professional, as well as lovely people themselves! It really took me all morning to weigh the traits of each one of them- if only someone could be digested thrice! I would be the luckiest person in the world if any of them snacked on me.
But I think I've got to go with my gut instinct here- Theo! Not least of all for the novelty of being eaten by a salad. Don't tell him I said that. Or maybe do, if you think it'll rile him up.
A salad eating a bunny! That will be quite a sight indeed.
I passed your message along to Theo. He said, quote, "I'm going to enjoy putting this bunny in it's place", made a crass gesture, and withdrew underground, heading away with some urgency.
Please be advised that since you elected to leave the timing of the biting appointment up to your provider, as of the time of this message, your appointment will be considered underway.
If this message reaches you before Theo does, please consider whether you would be willing to conduct a post-bite survey; we value your feedback! This survey is not mandatory and strictly opt-in. Normally, this survey would be sent to you after your biting appointment is concluded, but since you have opted for a digestion-inclusive experience, we would need to conduct the survey sometime within the duration of your appointment, ideally shortly after Theo swallows you. The survey is brief, only a few questions, but even so, we understand if you would find this too disruptive, so do not feel obligated to opt in. If you would prefer to have your appointment be uninterrupted so you can focus fully on every moment of the process, that is perfectly fair and we hope you enjoy yourself!
Regardless, it has been a pleasure working with you! I hope our services are to your satisfaction.
Hello! I hope I'm not so much of a goner that this was one of those 'please don't respond' messages ^^"
It's been a pleasure working with your organization as well! Just engaging in these official correspondences has been exciting, so I can't even imagine how enjoyable it will be to face the music!
Because your org has been so, so helpful- really, really going above and beyond in customer service- I would be ashamed to not aid with your survey! I hope my answer will make the experience even better (as if that was possible!) for future food ^-^
Not at all! I simply wanted to keep you informed, since things are now fully and quite suddenly underway.
Wonderful to hear that you are willing to participate in our Biting And Related Services Improvement Initiative! It can be difficult to get feedback from clients who opt for a provider-led digestion experience, so we truly thank you for going above and beyond while down and inside!
Once Theo has completed the first portion of your appointment, he will return to our downtown facility, conveniently transporting you to us. We will conduct the survey with you upon his arrival. He has been instructed to return to my office for the purpose of allowing you and I to meet face to face, or face to plant-guts, at least. I will ask you a few brief questions about your experience, both in general and specifically about your selected bite provider.
After the survey is completed, Theo will retire to his home, at which point you are free to enjoy the rest of your appointment undisturbed.
(His home is not far, incidentally, he resides under a large mound of earth that he's been hollowing out in the empty lot next door, much to the annoyance of the landscapers.)
Regardless, we greatly appreciate your cooperation. I look forward to chatting with you soon in person, or rather, in-person in person.
Thank you again! See you shortly! Or at least, see a you-shaped lump in Theo. Good luck!
Thank you for the luck! I'll be living my life on the delightful edge of my seat for the next..... however long it takes to be found.
I do apologize for the brevity of this correspondence, but I believe I will have quite a bit of new information to share with you in the interview, so I don't want to bore you now, before I've even felt the hunt.
I am looking forward to meeting you greatly! See you very soon!~