what you need to know about me is zhe level of floof i have as a yinglet is not an exaggeration of floof i have irl
...i need to invest in hairdryer probably
hairdryer is a scam by big hairdryer to hide zhe true hair drying tool from you (sit in front of a tower fan)
you could probably combine the guts of a few space heaters and a few box fans to make one of those whole-body hair dryers they have for the wet rides at amusement parks
also possibly burn your house down