OP please demonstrate your political and social status that would qualify your homicide as an assassination rather than a simple murder

OP please demonstrate your political and social status that would qualify your homicide as an assassination rather than a simple murder
w. would that mean that you could then buy a NIST Standard Assassination Victim
ive heard they have a Human Resources department so i think they already sell bodies
Where did you hear that? They mostly just come around with the snack cart and badger people out of filing suits against their superiors.
also thank you for asking this because i had the HR joke in my head but didnt know how to put this. this was the perfect setup