Concept: Language where the three grammatical genders are "inanimate", "animate and I could beat them in a fight", and "animate and they would beat me in a fight"
Spreading contradictory rumors about my fighting ability so people don't know which of the animate genders to use for me.
A speaker of this language finds themself unsure how to proceed when attempting to describe a rake they stepped on and got hit in the face by
Stealing, I appreciate a language where you have to use a different suffix when you realize the statue transforms
I had an idea for a language that used 'inanimate', 'animate' and 'superanimate', meaning like gods and mythical beings, and that can probably map to this roughly
