choose wisely
- wacky lil guy. just a funny kind of silly wacky goofy lil guy
- hot lesbian warrior with huge sword who's gonna attack and dethrone god
- Link from Breath of the Wild (2017)
- Sidon from Breath of the Wild (2017)
- Urbosa from Breath of the Wild (2017)
- Revali from Breath of the Wild (2017) (not valid)
- minecraft youtuber
- kpop boy
- manhua emperor
- clown (evil)
- big tiddy goth gf (also evil)
- big tiddy goth bf (the evilest of all)
- unknowable orb of pure cosmic energy
- froggy chair
- cat burglar (literal)
- cowgirl (also literal)
- idealized cowgirl (perfectly spherical, in a vacuum)
- evil sentient talking sword
- lich king
- mozilla firefox
- e-girl
- milf
- dilf
- gilf
- abby shapiro
- bisexual commentary youtuber
- white boy with ear gauges who plays acoustic guitar
- the cute barista who has a bunch of tats
- punk rocker
- theatrecore leftist video essayist
- kk slider (from animal crossing)
- isabel (from animal crossing)
- tom nook(from animal crossing)
- j-lo
- j-law
- scar-jo
- ace attorney
- danny devito
- raccoon
- goblin
- scene kid
- bayonetta (not transphobic)
- shulk from xenoblade)
- kirby
- twilight sparkle
- sailor moon
- linux user
- being of gelatinous acid who devours all around them
- void of pure darkness revealing a rift in reality to the oblivion that lies beyond
- liver king
- kindly gay librarian
- gaia online player
- lady dimitrescu
- golden retriever
- mass of screaming, writhing flesh
- bert
- ernie
- aubrey plaza
- a spectral observer beyond time and space
- god-emperor of all mankind
- steve
Lots of cool Types of Guy here but I have simply decided to transition to milf
