We’re fast approaching the end of Kingdom Hearts 2, and for some reason that means we’ve got three more kind of not very good Disney worlds to slog through! They’re not terrible, at least. We’ve got confusing Luxord antics in Port Royal, Jack Skellington learns the meaning of Christmas again(?), and Simba gets bullied into success. Cool, cool, cool, great, great, great. The true Kingdom Hearts begins next week!
Kingdom Hearts 2 really reinforces how Jack Sparrow just kinda sucks.