I think cicadas have it figured out. Sleep for thirteen years, wake up and immediately start screaming, fuck (while screaming) continuously for a few weeks, then die (screaming)
I’ve had it saved in my phone for a few years with the intention to make it into a patch I can sew on a jacket but the artist and source have been lost to time
Edit - thanks to @kline for finding it on archive.org! - the artist is cheatlines.
