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There was a lot I never got to explore here. It was cool watching everyone else though. Maybe someday I'll open up like that too.
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in reply to @cathoderaydude's post:
rare to see a manufacturer with this deep an understanding of their core customer base
on your INVENTORY SKEWER there are 2 chunks of lamb, 3 onion quarters, six bell pepper shards and one chunk of chicken. they smell skillfully cooked, and [PERCEPTION 16] waft a hint of tangy marinade
wait are we proposing a fully kebab based adventure game where your inventory is a FIFO skewer because I think there's some meat on that bone
you may tear some types of items off your INVENTORY SKEWER, however they can only be removed twice that way before they become UNSTORABLE.
for low strength, high weight items such as GREASY ONION, there is a chance they fall off with any JOSTLEing or JUKEing.
your other hand contains an ASSAULT GYRO, who's TZATZIKI SLURRY has been enchanted with an entire bottle of FRANKS RED HOT.
there is a third cart, selling QUAFFABLES
DESPAIR sets in as your PANTLEG gets oil stained. you fail a STARTLE REFLEX roll and take five extra damage from RED HOTยฎ TZATZIKI as your ASSAULT GYRO has a negligent discharge. no one has PROFFERed you a napkin this turn.
in reply to @xkeeper's post:
Congress oughta pass a Digital Millennium CSS Act against crinimals like you
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