I asked my friend Lex Luthor to pick me up a 40th birthday cake. I can't really think of any way that this request might be humorously misinterpreted.

There was a lot I never got to explore here. It was cool watching everyone else though. Maybe someday I'll open up like that too.
I asked my friend Lex Luthor to pick me up a 40th birthday cake. I can't really think of any way that this request might be humorously misinterpreted.
ah well *begins engaging in unseemly behaviors in front of visitors*