INT. ABANDONED ECONOMICS LECTURE HALL
FRED
Let's see who the specter of higher unemployment really is!
FRED pulls the mask off the SPECTER, revealing a RULING CLASS waging war against the WORKING CLASS
GANG
(in unison)
The capitalist class?
SHAGGY
Like, there was never any unemployment effect?
VELMA pulls down curtain to unveil an ELABORATE NETWORK OF SOCIETAL INSTITUTIONS
VELMA
No. The capitalist class used this complicated system of think tanks, media outlets, and political influence to make it *look* like there was.
THE CAPITALIST CLASS
And I would have gotten away with even higher profits if it weren't for you meddling kids!