and i'm like... what if I did apply? What would happen?
Being a bittervet of the Internet, my automatic assumption is such things are scams. Like, they'd make it look really convincing maybe, but somehow I would get screwed out of money, time or both. There's, like, no way I'd be getting paid nearly $100/hr to work on mobile game shovelware, or maybe they'd legit offer that, but it would require meeting some absurd, nigh impossible quota to even have that check cut for me.
I wish real life had save points so I could savescum diving into these weird little seedy companies so I could pop back out and report to everyone what I found with no risk to myself.
