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Ado is just a hawmless twansmasc ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀) you wouldn't throw your shoes at him would you (•́⍜•̀)



Who's Blood To Spill? is a four part series containing two works about Astarion, one about Minthara, and one about Karlach. It is a Canon Divergence AU and takes place (for the most part) about a century and a half post-game!

I loved writing it, but as with any work on Ao3, please heed the tags on the box and the in-chapter warnings. Astarion deals with a myriad of mental health issues throughout his two works, and Minthara and Karlach have similar but less severe tags. There is one sex scene in the first work of the series but it is brief and skippable.

Only Then, I Am Clean is 10 chapters and 25,515 words

The Rats are Singing is a direct continuation of OTIAC. It is 9 chapters and 21,289 words

The People Will Call Me Rex can be read as a standalone but occurs at the same time as OTIAC and TRAS. It is 3 chapters and 8,200 words

Twisted In Torment is my least favorite but an interesting read nonetheless. It is standalone. 1 chapter and 1,131 words

Below the Read More is the full collection of Ao3 tags for the whole series (its a mess but you can ctrl+f it for specifics this way i think



adorationmajestic
@adorationmajestic

"You fucking clown. You fool. You're such a fool that if you were to go in a tarot deck you'd be a card numbered -1"
~ his partner, expert on clowning

"You saw a bunch of red flags and said 'hey red is my favorite color'."
~ a man with So Many flags of a nature that the color could be found in a children's hospital


adorationmajestic
@adorationmajestic

"are you telling me [Ado] WOULDN'T fuck a goddess?"
~ guy whose characters got married to Ado's on like three occasions and the fourth is engaged



find it here!

Rating: Mature
Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions of Violence
Relationship(s): (eventual) Astarion/Karlach/Wyll
Language: English
Chapters: 2/?
Completed: no

Additional tags: Alternate Universe - Cyberpunk, (cyberpunk genre as opposed to cyberpunk world), Alternate Universe - Robots & Androids, the biggest content warnings that i anticipate to come up are:, suicidal behavior, Isolation, Past Rape/Non-con, Graphic Depiction of Corpses, Blood and Gore, android gore, Alternate Universe - Post-Apocalypse, Stalking, Other Additional Tags to be Added, Tags May Change

Summary -

He waited just behind the fiberglass door as the stranger dropped two storeys and landed in a crouch before calmly walking across the roof toward him. Somehow Wyll thought this was more terrifying than if they had run—the unbothered nature of their stride put him off-guard and once again he was intimately aware of how hard his heart hammered against his lungs. This was no elf, he was sure of it. He didn't know what they were at all, only that they were not what they presented themself to be.
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In the futuristic city of Baldur's Gate, shrouded by a bubble to protect it from the outside world three fates intertwine.
Wyll, a man who sacrificed freedom for safety, A574R-10N who will sacrifice everything for his freedom, and Karlach who will hold her freedom tight in her fists.

Updates every other Friday!
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Next Update: 8/0924



since nobody gives a shit about this account i think im free to just say what i mean here. nobody follows me from other platforms or knows me from anywhere and thats a dangerous sort of freedom

anyway i hate that i have triggers. like thats so stupid i don't have ptsd i shouldn't need to drop a whole social media site for the express purpose of "if i see this thing that nobody tags for, it will ruin my entire week." like what gives?? which fucked up cosmic entity decided i needed to be this sensitive about something so obscure in real life (and loved by my chosen crowd on tumblr)?

like. okay i get the video call thing. i understand why i travel back in time on call like that, and i understand why i lose track of myself for weeks afterward. thats a trauma thing! and i can trace it back to some specific events! it makes sense.

but cannibalism? whats the fucking story there? why does that fuck me up? i've never been forced to eat anybody, ive never known anybody who has, and it didn't used to be a problem! "cannibalism as a metaphor for sex" is my MO! i love that shit! but when my parents buy me a copy of the Donner Dinner Party game i have to hide it from view and never see it again?

somebody joined a server i'm in and added to their intro "fun fact: i have met the closest thing to a real life Dark Urge (they were a cannibal)" and i felt the nausea and disgust so strongly in my very bones that i almost left the server. a person on tumblr made a post today that said something like "the moment that plane crashes imma start eating people" and my brain lagged so hard i timetraveled and saw the post for the first time like three times in a row before i closed the tab.

"its just a squick, im fine seeing it but it just makes me uncomfortable" boy stop fucking lying to people! it messed you up so hard to see that intro that you can't be in the same conversation as that person without feeling the need to barf.