You are an especially weird opening chapter in the life story of your bones
(Alternate Toilet Skeleton tagline.)

Ph.D. in Comparative Literature, believe it or not. Occasional game dev. SFWA Associate. See website for bylines/portfolio. Yes, this is actually my name.
You are an especially weird opening chapter in the life story of your bones
(Alternate Toilet Skeleton tagline.)
I hope mine get entombed with a family of voles. They can live in there, and make a nest. My structure can protect their soft bodies the way it used to protect mine.
your bones will be uniquely equipped for spy duty in the Great Skeleton War