Right when you think you've survived Columbo's grueling combo attack, he hits you with "Just one more thing!" And keeps pounding you.

Ph.D. in Comparative Literature, believe it or not. Occasional game dev. SFWA Associate. See website for bylines/portfolio. Yes, this is actually my name.
Right when you think you've survived Columbo's grueling combo attack, he hits you with "Just one more thing!" And keeps pounding you.
One of these days I'll write up my definitive list of Columbo villain power rankings. But it will immediately threaten to turn into a book, so...