i have this mental image of Johnny possessing V in Chippin' In except. it's actually realistic and the dumbass suddenly realizes that V (pictured below) is a dipshit who runs around like a cocained monkey while wearing 5 inches stilettos.
so you now have Johnny - swearing and cursing his host for her choice of footwear - painfully and drunkly stumbling his way through that bar to get that stripper the glass he ordered for her. also (apparently) banging a 6th Street girl. all while looking like that.
and i think based on this my headcanon for when V wakes up in the morning actually makes a lot more sense than what the game proposes:
V getting up, Johnny appears
V:
Johnny:
V: did you break my fucking ankle.
Johnny: disappears
