https://twitter.com/DirtyelfB/status/1769790115776278930
i don't have the energy to actually make that so just imagine there's a whole ass front page here

CARLINE CANOPY OWNER SEEN SNEAKING AROUND WITH UL'DAH REJECT
IS THE SANCTITY OF GRIDANA IN DANGER? RESPONSE FROM THE ELDER SEEDSEER
-> Full story in page 10
