New Game
click
Bing!
A new item has been added to your inventory: Level 80 Armor
Bing!
A new item has been added to your inventory: Gun With 19 Barrels
Bing!
A new item has been added to your inventory: Pink Dildo, Haha (This Was A Social Media Joke We Did Four Months After The Game Came Out. It Does Like 900 Damage)
Bing!
A new item has been added to your inventory: Platinum Horse
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A new item has been added to your inventory: Button That Wins The Game
Bing!
DLC activated: Sins of the Lost Fathers. Visit The Island to start the DLC campaign.
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DLC activated: Avenge Your Wife (Who Was Killed In Act 3 Of The Original Game)
Bing!
DLC activated: Please Come Back, We Need A Longer Tail On This One Or EA Will Can Us Before We Can Finish The Sequel
i think it was GTA5 that I installed a while back and it literally spent ten real world minutes doing this. literally ten minutes, like i had to go watch a third of an episode of law and order while i waited for it to stop because the game was fucking unplayable. BING
