Hi, eggbug. Big fan. My name is Ruby, and I’d like to suggest some features for Cohost:
- Alongside “block” there is a “flock” button which calls down birds to eat the post so you never see it again
- A blocked user can do a “crossup,” forcing the blocker to call left or right. If they call wrong, the blocked user gets one post through to the blocker.
- Randomly, one word a day gets hard banned. Say that word and Eggbug frowns at you from the UI for the day, like the opposite of Peewee’s Playhouse.
- Uhhh come back to this one
- Objectively funny ToS violations are allowed.
- Sportsmanship, Sportsmanship is back
- The default profile photo is a picture of Ray Liotta. If you do not change this within 24 hours of signup you cannot undo this.
- The following words are banned: ****, ******, **, ******, ****, and most egregiously, *****. Do not say *****.
- Posting curfew is in effect after 6 on Fridays. You may post, but you cannot @ anybody and drag them into posting overtime.
Hi Mx. Bug (or may I call you egg?) I’ve noticed it’s been 5 minutes since my post was made and none of my suggestions have been added and I just wanted to touch base and ask if you hate me or did I do something wrong or something just let me know sorry
