I gave my toddler a haircut. It looks awful. I hope I can fix it before Christmas photos immortalize this mistake and my child grows up asking, “Why did you give me that awful haircut?”
I am delighted to report that I saved my toddler’s hair (and his Christmas photos) from disaster.
We put him in a high chair, poured a little water on his tray and gave him a paintbrush, turned on the 1960’s Grinch cartoon, and then I—much more carefully this time—fixed his lop-sided mushroom into a mohawk with shaven sides.
