He's got arms, and he's unsure of their function.
They have tentacles, and they're a certified expert with them.
He's got a tail, and learns more about it every day.
She's got a pseudopod, and is far worse at deploying it than she believes
We have ovipositors and we'd like to a̶s̷c̴e̷r̵t̴a̶i̷n̸ our effectiveness with d̵e̸l̵i̸v̵e̶r̸i̵n̸g̸ an ovum into a l̷i̴v̶i̷n̸g̸ ̵s̶p̴e̶c̷i̸m̴e̶n̵ if you'd just come c̷l̷o̴s̵e̷r̷.̷.̸.̶...
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...xie got wings, she revelin' in them!