If I ran a shoddy theme park I would trespass the state inspectors pre-emptively. Throw them into the brig for even thinking of coming on property

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If I ran a shoddy theme park I would trespass the state inspectors pre-emptively. Throw them into the brig for even thinking of coming on property
The real question is where is the brig? Under the park like Magic Kingdom? In the fairs wheel?
It's a shack I bought at Home Depot for like 300 bucks and it's right behind a waterslide that goes upside down twelve times