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bravemule
@bravemule

luke is lucky he was born in an era where all the jedi were dead. if he wanted to become one in the prequel era he would've gotten thrashed by those kids who started when they were four


bravemule
@bravemule

meets his first jedi when he's 20 and it's a 15 year old who has been training a decade and knows how to juggle lightsabers. going back to the moisture farm then


bravemule
@bravemule

if you're 5-6 and your main circle isn't frequently discussing:
~ kyber crystals
~ midi-chlorians
~ the sacred texts
then it's time to elevate your circle


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in reply to @bravemule's post:

these Forbes 10 Under 10 mfers are gonna get cut DOWN by the super powerful evil guy looking to prove his loyalty to the newly coronated Dr Dickhouse and frankly i won't miss em