apparently there is a japanese adaptation of Solaris called Jaris and the theme is this lizard who is apparnetly so important that they put him in the grub?? he's like literally in the way??? he's making it harder to use the computer??????
one morning The Mightiest Kirpo awoke to find she could not fell even the lowliest tree
"what's wrong with me!" she cried as she headbutted the tree for the 20th time. "this tree is old and shitty and i am mighty!"
"trees is stronger than kirpos, idiot" replied The Wise Voice