it's spring, and I don't know how he knows there's a female about 20 yards away (inside my neighbor's house) but he does.
luckily I found him squirming around under my pillow (like a dormitory prank! what) before the cats or puppies did, but come on, Minister Ferrous Vermilion Longfellow Esq., she's half your age. (and more importantly: length.)