Just saw someone refer to us being in a "video-first internet" and I've never been happier to be out of touch. No one anywhere can force me to watch a video. If culture's happening by video I just won't experience it. Making me watch a video should get you tried at the Hague.
abolish prisons EXCEPT for people who make 17-minute youtube videos about stuff like "how to put down the rear seats of a Honda Odyssey" "how to reset the clock on a Whirlpool oven" "how to connect Nintendo Switch to television"