Genderdeer. The meat was paid for, but the bones were stolen.
if anyone needs me I'll be in my Angry Dome
this did make me check the available flavors, and disappointingly it's all shit like cola, peach, mango, strawberry, lemonade, blue raspberry, etc., with the adventurous options being like "iced coffee" and "chocolate orange".
absolutely no roast beef or curly fries or tom kha gai. wasted opportunity.
I guess if you either really hate all forms of sweetener or really hate washing your water bottle? or really hate yourself
...this is reminding me of when Rowdy's relatives said their uncle "didn't drink any water" because he put Crystal Light in it and I guess that transmutes the whole thing into Not Water? maybe it is for people with similar beliefs
the number of people who believe that necessary, life-sustaining hydration is only achieved through drinking plain water and no other beverages (or moist foods) remains worryingly high
