going to the reptile expo today, anyone want anything
Genderdeer. The meat was paid for, but the bones were stolen.
going to the reptile expo today, anyone want anything
[drive thru voice] Could I get uhhhhhhhhhhh two bearded dragons, a leopard gecko and uhhhhhhh how about a box turtle.
[yelling to the back] ONE BOX ONE LEP TWO... hang on. [into headset] yeah, was that wildtype or hypo on the dragons, and what kind of dipping sauce?
wiggling paper bag that just has "SURPRISE" sharpied on the outside
there was a gem/fossil exhibitor that had (non-wiggling) $80 and $100 grab bags and I was tempted beyond reason