Amagire

@amagire

Werewolf consultant.

they/them, þey/þem

Genderdeer. The meat was paid for, but the bones were stolen.

Amagire @amagire7/29/2024, 4:11 AM

I want to have my edible, but,

first I need:

~~a pillow the exact right height and density~~
~~three blankets the correct thickness and texture~~
~~a plushie of a specific size, shape, and character~~
~~to scoot downstairs very carefully on my bum and use the bathroom~~ [ed. - I live in the woods. the 150yo redwood will have to bear the insult as best it can]
~~to take all the dogs out one more time (individually, because I can't handle more than one right now)~~
~~to feed the cats~~
~~to select a podcast, twitch stream, or dubbed anime of the perfect length, subject, and vocal profile to keep me distracted but not really engaged~~

and that's why I've been laying here miserable for 90 minutes.

#complaining

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Cliff 🦖 Pervocracy @pervocracy7/29/2024, 5:00 AM

congratulations on the progress so far.

I'm condemned to sobriety but listening to Well There's Your Problem, which is both very PDF Hobby and slow-paced enough to only half listen to

(all the regulars have deep voices)

Amagire @amagire7/29/2024, 5:04 AM

oh I pay them money, but that is exactly the kind of thing I want more of, yes. sadly I am out of episodes.

any behind the bastards episodes/series especially good? apparently my brain wants mean people and robert evans has both exceptionally good enunciation and a voice that doesn't give me a headache right now

also congrats on sobriety etc., hope it ends soon, splashing oil on the wheels of bureaucracy for you

Cliff 🦖 Pervocracy @pervocracy7/29/2024, 5:07 AM

haven't listened to Behind the Bastards, sorry. Kill James Bond can get satisfyingly mean although if you listen to WTYP I'm guessing you already know about them

Amagire @amagire7/29/2024, 5:11 AM

OH SHIT. I FORGOT SHE HAS LIKE 5 OTHER PODCASTS. president's day is saved

Amagire @amagire7/29/2024, 5:27 AM

also I don't know why I keep getting Behind The Bastards and If Books Could Kill mixed up, they're really not similar at all, anyway my b

Cliff 🦖 Pervocracy @pervocracy7/29/2024, 5:33 AM

ohhh is that what you meant? I do listen to If Books Could Kill but find it not entirely relaxing because there is a lot of recitation of right-wing rhetoric (for the purpose of debunking, but still)

the less overtly political ones like Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus and Bobos In Paradise are easier listening

(also the men/mars/women/venus episode quickly devolves into them realizing the author does not understand that everything he writes about his own marriage paints him as a terrible husband until his wife trained him like a seal, so if you want mean...)

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