Genderdeer. The meat was paid for, but the bones were stolen.
you know how there's people who are very enthusiastic but in a normal way about hot sauces? like maybe they make their own sauces, or they have a dedicated sauce shelf, or they import favorite hot sauces from Vietnam, Korea, and a single hot chicken chain serving three locations in Karnes County, TX? but then there's .357 MAGNUM SUPER REGRET ASSHOLE DESTROYER WEAPONS-GRADE DEATH SAUCE (FROM HELL) marketed exclusively to cringe weirdos who hate food, themselves, and other people.
anyway TRIGGERED! mouth tape netflix comedy specials are the 9.1 million SU hot sauces of comedy, all humor potential stripped away in service of ARE YOU OFFENDED YET? ARE YOU? HOW ABOUT NOW, and like the hot sauces, I'm convinced no one enjoys them or consumes them in any way that isn't a prank, a stunt, a deterrent to marauding wild animals, or otherwise a performance for other people.