✡️✡️ L'shana Ho-va semitic sluts ✡️✡️! It's a new year 🗓️ 🙌 so it's time ⌛to decide if you're going to be good 😇 or bad 😈❗I hope you're ready for some big brisket 🥩🍆 and licking 😜 some 🍯 honeys🍯‼️ If the ram 🐑 🐏 is horny 🥵 then blow his shofar🎺🎺 so you are sealed 😩 in the book 📚 of sluts 📜‼️ Throw your sins (and panties 👙😳) down ⬇️ the river 🌊 for tasch-lit 🔥 and swallow his pomegranate seeds 💦💦 like Jonah in that big gefilte fish 🐟🐳🐟🐳 Send this to 5️⃣7️⃣8️⃣4️⃣ of your naughtiest 🕍 shul 🕍 girls or you're a stupid ho-rah 🎉🎉🎉 If you don't get any back then you're a HAG 🧙♀️ sameach 🍎 If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ then you're a minyan macher🕯️🕯️ and get a BAE-gel 🥯 and CREAM cheese 😍 If you get 1️⃣8️⃣ you've got that honey 🐝 CAKE 🍰
