We do not accept your proposed contract terms for bulk EC2 instance-hours, and in fact, we believe the offer to be a deliberate insult.

We have packaged the contents of your S3 buckets as a .torrent file, and are currently seeding that torrent with the bandwidth of every available EC2 instance.

This will continue until you return our marketing department's call, accept our terms, and then fucking apologize to us for your mistake.

It's your move.


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