me and arnie were talking about it in the break room and yeah it do sort of be like severance to work here, except you get way better shit than a finger trap
for example arnie's like, wicked good at computers, so the Executive Leadership Team is constantly asking him to do like corporate espionage and shit, and every time the ELT has to promise to grant him a wish, like a genie wish, like a real-ass wish, and like they don't even get to know what it is first
like the whole Netflix thing from a few hours ago, that was arnie doing it. he says he's gonna make them build him a new office that's bigger and looks exactly like the nebuchadnezzar from the matrix inside. except instead of the brown nutrition goop it'll be nutella that comes out of the food tube, which is such a good idea, arnie's so fuckin smart