arnie said that the cops can't touch him because he's got a dead man's switch and if he's not around to switch it, every single Ring camera in the world immediately goes live on its own Twitch channel until they cut the datacenter's power
totally can see dan from marketing picking his nose from here
apparently he thinks that fuckin cubicle they gave him after he got promoted makes him fuckin invisible
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