amber!

Cat who purrs like a Geiger counter and who has a tail like a sledgehammer,

cat who purrs like a jackhammer and has a tail like a weedwhacker

I want a girl who survived liquidation,
I want a girl who's the project's loose end,
she takes my hand and crushes it accidentally,
she corrects me when I talk about armour pen,

i want a girl wizh an armored skirt
and a long
looooong
piston